Okay, here's some bad jokes. Hope they make you smile some. Have a great weekend!
Why doesn't a Sustainability Consultant look out the window in the morning?
It gives him something to do in the afternoon!!
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. –David LettermanIt gives him something to do in the afternoon!!
How many climate skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It's too early to say if the light bulb needs changing. – Robert Butler, environmental blogger Q
Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about how you shouldn't chop down trees to make a book that no one will read. –Conan O'Brien
Barbra Streisand told Diane Sawyer that we're in a global warming crisis, and we can expect more and more intense storms, droughts and dust bowls. But before they act, weather experts say they're still waiting to hear from Celine Dion. –Jay Leno
Governor Schwarzenegger spoke about the dangers of global warming. Schwarzenegger's exact words were: fire, hot, bad." –Conan O'Brien
A parish priest is to offer 'eco-sinners' the chance to confess in what is thought to be the first 'green' confessional booth. Obviously you can't confess all your sins in one go but must separate bottle, paper and plastic confessions.
– mygreenweek.com
Gene Dempsey, City Forester
Environmental Services
Office - (954) 828-5785 Fax - (954) 828-4745
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